{"title":"FFRLHB","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"francois-frites-really-loves-his-baguette-preorder-not-a-childrens-book","title":"Francois Frites Really Loves His Baguette - Preorder *NOT A CHILDREN'S BOOK*","description":"\u003ch4 class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eFrancois Frites Really Loves His Baguette - By Rachael Friesen\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eFrancois Frites Really Loves His Baguette\u003c\/i\u003e by Rachael Friesen is a hilarious 36-page rhyming picture book written for adults whose humour is dirtier than a potato fresh out of the moist and soft dirt. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFollow Francois, a curious little potato with a love for baguettes, as he tries his first big, long, and perfectly golden baguette. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe perfect gift idea for literally any occasion, for the right person. Gift exchanges, housewarmings, weddings, birthdays, baptisms (ha, kidding), and \"just because\" gifts, are just some of the events that Francois Frites is the perfect fit for!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStuffed with innuendos, dripping in sass, and exploding with spicy undertones, this book is best appreciated by those with a twisted sense of humour, as it will test just how dirty your mind can be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhile the wording is innocent, this book is not intended for children, and contains suggestive imagery that may be offensive to some readers. Reader discretion is advised.\u003cbr\u003eAlthough by the same author, \u003ci\u003eFrancois Frites Really Loves His Baguette\u003c\/i\u003e is not part of \u003ci\u003eThe Sad Potato\u003c\/i\u003e series.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Come join the little spud known as Francois Frites,\u003cbr\u003eAs he tastes his first baguette – a special French treat.\u003cbr\u003eIt’ll leave you speechless, stuffed, and begging for more,\u003cbr\u003eBut don’t go too fast-  let it tease you before.\u003cbr\u003eAnd after you’ve finished, and it’s all said and done-\u003cbr\u003eYou’ll know why Francois prefers a baguette over a bun.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSize: 216mm  x 216mm (8\"x8\")\u003cbr\u003eISBN: 978-1-0692094-1-2\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis book is not intended for children, and contains images that some readers may find offensive.\u003cbr\u003eReader discretion is advised.\u003cbr\u003e*NOT A CHILDREN'S BOOK*\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-cke-filler-webkit=\"end\" data-cke-temp=\"1\"\u003e By purchasing this book through this website, you agree that you have read this description and understand that this book contains suggestive content that is not for younger viewers.\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Rachael Friesen Studios","offers":[{"title":"Signed","offer_id":44901078073517,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"No thanks. (Will ship from publisher directly to you)","offer_id":44901078106285,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0566\/1045\/5725\/files\/FF_-_Front_Cover_21.59_000_aPRIL_2026.png?v=1776899649"}],"url":"https:\/\/rachaelfriesenstudios.com\/collections\/ffrlhb.oembed","provider":"Rachael Friesen Studios","version":"1.0","type":"link"}