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Francois Frites Really Loves His Baguette - By Rachael Friesen

Francois Frites Really Loves His Baguette by Rachael Friesen is a hilarious 36-page rhyming picture book written for adults whose humour is dirtier than a potato fresh out of the moist and soft dirt. 

Follow Francois, a curious little potato with a love for baguettes, as he tries his first big, long, and perfectly golden baguette. 

The perfect gift idea for literally any occasion, for the right person. Gift exchanges, housewarmings, weddings, birthdays, baptisms (ha, kidding), and "just because" gifts, are just some of the events that Francois Frites is the perfect fit for!

Stuffed with innuendos, dripping in sass, and exploding with spicy undertones, this book is best appreciated by those with a twisted sense of humour, as it will test just how dirty your mind can be.

While the wording is innocent, this book is not intended for children, and contains suggestive imagery that may be offensive to some readers. Reader discretion is advised.
Although by the same author, Francois Frites Really Loves His Baguette is not part of The Sad Potato series.

"Come join the little spud known as Francois Frites,
As he tastes his first baguette – a special French treat.
It’ll leave you speechless, stuffed, and begging for more,
But don’t go too fast-  let it tease you before.
And after you’ve finished, and it’s all said and done-
You’ll know why Francois prefers a baguette over a bun."

Size: 216mm  x 216mm (8"x8")
ISBN: 978-1-0692094-1-2

This book is not intended for children, and contains images that some readers may find offensive.
Reader discretion is advised.
*NOT A CHILDREN'S BOOK*