BOOK - Francois Frites Really Loves His Baguette *NOT A CHILDREN'S BOOK*
BOOK - Francois Frites Really Loves His Baguette *NOT A CHILDREN'S BOOK*
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Francois Frites Really Loves His Baguette - By Rachael Friesen
"Come join the little spud known as Francois Frites,
As he tastes his first baguette – a special French treat.
It’ll leave you speechless, stuffed, and begging for more,
But don’t go too fast- let it tease you before.
And after you’ve finished, and it’s all said and done-
You’ll know why Francois prefers a baguette over a bun."
Francois Frites Really Loves His Baguette by Rachael Friesen is a hilarious 36-page rhyming picture book written for adults whose humour is dirtier than a potato fresh out of the moist and soft dirt.
The perfect gift idea for literally any occasion, for the right person. Gift exchanges, housewarmings, weddings, birthdays, baptisms (ha, kidding), and "just because" gifts, are just some of the events that Francois Frites is the perfect fit for!
Stuffed with innuendos, dripping in sass, and exploding with spicy undertones, this book is best appreciated by those with a twisted sense of humour, as it will test just how dirty your mind can be.
While the wording is innocent, this book is not intended for children, and contains suggestive imagery that may be offensive to some readers. Reader discretion is advised.
Although by the same author, Francois Frites Really Loves His Baguette is not part of The Sad Potato series.
Size: 216mm x 216mm (8"x8")
ISBN: 978-1-0692094-1-2
This book is not intended for children, and contains images that some readers may find offensive.
Reader discretion is advised.
*NOT A CHILDREN'S BOOK*
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Came here after seeing something on Threads about potato parody smut and had to check it out for myself.
The wordplay and illustrations are top notch and I'll be giving it to a few people this year at Christmas!
A coworker left this in our staff room and we quote it regularly!
We have The Sad Potato in a few of our classrooms to cheer up the students, and Francois in our staff room to cheer up the teachers.
My partner and I saw Rachael read this at Art Bar a few weeks ago and it was hilarious! We immediately purchased several as gifts for friends, which have been a hit too!